[004] My little blue friend

[beetleboyblue]

The guys are... kinda cute. Annoying, but still... kind of cute.

Jaime Reyes' shoelaces are tied together.

...Okay, so they're a little mischievous.

This is the twelfth time Jaime Reyes' shoelaces have been tied together.

They're a lot mischievous.

Tiny flying destroyers. Proton canon?

No! No proton canons! You're just cranky because they stole the cinnamon roll we got at breakfast.

Khaji Da wants Cinnabon.

It was homemade. It was better than Cinnabon.

...Jaime Reyes is not helping.

[OOC: Italics are Khaji Da, who bargelings can hear now for a limited time only! His voice has kind of a computery sound, and is completely distinct from Jaime's.]

Comments

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

... dude, why is there an Andalite with you?

[Because what else but an Andalite would be rhat crazy about Cinnabon?]

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

What's an Andalite?

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

A blue alien with a Cinnabon fetish.

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

...

What do they look like?

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

Isn't there one with you?

Uh... blue centaur kinda things, with four eyes, no mouths, and nasty scythe-blade tails.

[with_my_teacup]

Proton cannon's worth a shot, but you gotta make sure you get them all.

[Kill a few, and they swarm you and deck you out in Punk Rawk Green(tm) eyeliner and fingernail polish, at least this morning. The feather boa's still pink, though, and they still zap it right back on him whenever he takes it off.

Riddick's started wondering if he could kill someone with it, in a pinch.]

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

Tiny destroyers move too quickly. Probability of eliminating all at once approximately 48%.

...The answer is still no.

[with_my_teacup]

Yeah, those odds ain't worth it. As long as cinnamon rolls and fucking with your shoes is as bad as it comes, I'd leave it.

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm trying to tell him. He seems to think it's some capital offense or something.

[with_my_teacup]

He's really touchy about food for an AI.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

They are trouble aren't they?

Is there someone there with you?

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they really are. The shoelaces are starting to get really annoying.

...Yes. Uh. He's... a friend.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

Perhaps they like you.

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

...Liking me means tying my shoelaces together? That is so unfair.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

I have heard of that behavior from flirting girls.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[RECORD.]

It talks in third person? [He is assuming this is the Beetle. It's kind of fascinating. :|a]

[Private]

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

Uh--yeah. And he self-identifies as male.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

He, sorry.

So...Proton cannon always the first thing he suggests?

[Private]

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

Only when he's really annoyed. Cinnamon rolls are serious business, Tim. [grin]

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Talk to the admiral about installing a Cinnabon. It'll be great for our fiscal year.

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[darknessb4me]

What - ?

[Quick scan of the comments.]

Reach. What's a reach?

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[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

They're a race of aliens that wanted to take over the world.

[grin] Operative word being "tried."

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[darknessb4me]

And you're not concerned that one is using you as a host.

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[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

We worked it out a while ago. He's not with them anymore--we took them down together.

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[darknessb4me]

Did you.