[003] I am disappoint, son.

[beetleboyblue]

...This port is really not as advertised.

Does anyone know where I can find a stuffed giraffe and a patrtially deflated soccer ball?

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[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

I guess that would be a good place to start... if I could find one.

Yeah. I hate to give you a reason to, but... fire away. This is so unfair.

[peektuttut]

We'll get a normal port before long. Maybe the Admiral will make up for this at some point. Last Christmas we had a pretty decent port, we might again.

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

What was last Christmas? I think I need something to look forward to.

[peektuttut]

A blizzard in Bavaria. Though we had a day or so before the blizzard hit; it was like Christmas collided with a small European town.

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

That... actually sounds cool. Even the blizzard part.

[peektuttut]

It was pretty nice. And breaks from zombies and radiation poisoning is always welcome.

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

...Okay, so David mentioned dinosaurs, but... zombies and radiation poisoning?

[peektuttut]

There was a port on a world that had been infected by some disease that basically made them zombies. Another port was to a post apocalyptic wasteland. The water was irradiated.

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

...Why do we stop at these places if they're basically Hell on earth?

[peektuttut]

That's a really good question that I'd love to ask the Admiral, but I'm pretty sure my answer would be a plate of stale smiley-faced cookies.

Or a line about how it forces wardens and inmates to foster trust between one another.

[beetleboyblue.livejournal.com]

...Or he's just crazy, like everyone says.

[peektuttut]

It's a distinct possibility.